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       This Just In...News
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 02-24-07: A Conqueror's Fantasy
 
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 Preview For Podcast of Monday February 26, 2007
 Here's an MP3
          preview of the Monday, February 27 podcast for The Agony Column. Enjoy!
 
 
 
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 02-23-07: Charlie Huston on the 'Already Dead'
      Movie
 
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 "Blood Spattered Pulp Noir"
 
            Beyond the press release,
        yesterday's announcement of the film deal for
            Charlie Huston's novel 'Already Dead' didn't tell
            us a whole hell of a lot. Of course, we have in-depth no-spoiler
            reviews
            of both of the
            novels in the Joe Pitt Casebooks series, 'Already
            Dead' and 'No
            Dominion',
            as well as two reviews his first novel, 'Caught Stealing' (2004,
            2007). Readers can also listen to a podcast
            interview with Charlie Huston from last
            month.
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                      his mouth to your shell-like. |  
 I decided
            to go to
            the source
            and see what the author had to say about all the film deal foofaraw,
            since we prefer to offer actual, author-oriented content as opposed
            to regurgitations of Variety magazine and screen grabs from
            the * database.
 
 RK: How long has this deal been in the works?
 
 CH: The contracts were actually signed some time back, but production companies
          work on their own calendar and I don't know why they held back on the press
          release. The real time eater was the negotiations themselves. To give you
          some perspective, one of the principles had time to get married, buy a
          new home, get pregnant, and have her baby in the time we were bringing
          this together. No lie.
 
 RK: What sort of input or control do you have over the movie script? It's
          being written by Scott Rosenberg, I understand. Have you met with him?
 
 CH: I have zero input. Which is as it should be. I wrote the book and sold
          the rights, now I shut up. Scott is a very experienced hand and will do
          a great job. I have met with him and he's a gent. He has some cool ideas
          for turning the story into a movie, and I think they're spot on.
 
 RK: What are your hopes for the movie?
 
 CH: That it doesn't suck. Seriously, my first wish is that they can get
          it made. The odds on that alone are the kind that would send professional
          gamblers scrambling for the hills. Assuming they can bring it to screen,
          I'd love for it to be a scary-ass piece of blood spattered pulp noir.
 
 RK: Will the movie adaptation influence the forthcoming titles in the series?
 
 CH: No.
 
 RK: Do you think that a major motion picture studio will be willing put
          the sort of language and violence you use on screen? Those are, after all,
          one of the strengths of your work.
 
 CH: Well, first, there's no saying who may or may not actually get behind
          'Already Dead' should it become a movie. If it were a studio movie, one
          would assume a reduction in vulgarity. On the other hand, I think it's
          been well established in Hollywood that you can show no end of gore and
          violence, as long as you don't show too much nudity and graphic sex. I'd
        count on fewer fucks and a liberal amount of bloodshed.
 
 
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      02-22-07 : Giving Hal Duncan Some More 'Ink';
        A Review of 'Catching the Big Fish' by David Lynch
 
 
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      Writing, Un-Writing and Rewiring
 
        
        Put aside your pre-occupations, and prepare to focus your attention. Hal
            Duncan's 'Ink' is here to articulate the ineffable, to build with words
            worlds that cannot otherwise be imagined. It's not simply future
            this        or fantasy that. Duncan operates well beyond
            the confines of genre fiction even as he skillfully deploys the tools
            of genre fiction. So you will
            find future this in 'Ink'. You will see fantasy that. But they're
            just beads on a string, words in a sentence, even though each "word" itself
            may consist of thousands of words. So yes, 'Ink' is a big book of
            Big Thinks. Only in such a form can a writer provide the sort of
            deep and
            intense reading pleasures that one will find in 'Ink'.
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            the edges of the book are linear. |  
 First and foremost, one must remember that 'Ink' is part two of a
            novel that was published in two parts, 'The Book of All Hours'. There
            are probably
          a few smart and savvy readers out there who sat on 'Vellum' so that
            they could enjoy a seamless reading experience. But 'The Book of
            All Hours'
          is the sort of novel that you can read multiple times, each time offering
          a very different reading experience. The meandering point of this paragraph
          is that one should not read even consider reading 'Ink' unless one
            has read 'Vellum'. Duncan offers a "What Came Before" at
            the start of this book, which runs some 30 pages. That's generous
            as a writer and
          probably smart when you've got a Part One as complex as 'Vellum', but
            it most assuredly shall not replace 'Vellum'. So if you're buying
            this, buy
          'Vellum' as well and read it first.
 
 'Ink' completes the promise made in 'Vellum', and to a certain extent,
          that's all you need to know. That pact with the reader was unique, and
          what makes Duncan one of our most exciting authors. Duncan promised in
          the first novel no less than to describe reality in a manner unconstrained
          by previous literary conceits, and with 'Ink' unconstrained is clearly
          the key to your enjoyment. One observation that many writers have made
          of genre fiction is that all fiction is essentially a mystery, in at least
          that readers must read to find out what happens. Or why. But if that's
          true, and I think it's a good measure, then what Duncan has done with his
          novel is to make structure a key element in the mystery. One moment, we
          may be reading of 1939 Paris, and 'Ink' will seem to be a finely wrought
          historical novel. Another moment, we're in the Havens of Hinter, surrounded
          by nanotech that dissolves reality as effectively as any wizard's magic.
          Or performing Euripides in a medieval castle, or in the hills of Ararat,
          amidst the Yezidi. Beads on a string. The mystery we have the delight of
          solving is to enter each world and then determine how they connect and
          shape the Big Picture. Sort of like life, only in two big ol' books.
 
 The remarkable feat that Duncan accomplishes is two-fold. He makes
          each individual world real with prose appropriate to that world; sometime
          rough-hewn,
          and sometimes silky smooth. But more importantly, he makes the textual
          leap from one world to the next seem natural. No, it's not easy. 'The
          Book of All Hours' is a page-turner all right, but in order to truly
          enjoy reading
          this book, you’re not simply going to immerse yourself. You have
          to become an active participant, putting the book together in your
          mind to build a glimpse of Duncan's three dimensional map of time where
          what
          could have been might divert and flow into what is at the whim of a
          rent in reality created by runaway technology, or hidebound magic.
 
 Duncan is as free with his literary techniques, his mash up of every
          damn thing, as his characters in their nanotech-deconstructed future
          are. Are
          you reading Thomas Pynchon's 'Against the Day'? Then you'd be well
          advised to pick up 'Vellum' and 'Ink'. To my mind this is a heady literary
          dessert,
          though readers who prefer a linear story told in a linear manner will
          almost certainly find the novel difficult and convoluted. But if you're
          looking
          for the sort of novel that you find yourself forced to think about
          even when you’re not reading it, if you read in order to create
          your world, then this, my friends is the sort of reading that will
          reward you with
        riches beyond avarice. Future this. Fantasy that.
 
 
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      Big Thoughts in a Small Book
 
        David Lynch is
      probably the appropriate companion for Hal Duncan I could possibly summon.
      Lynch's dissolute view of reality is
      not so dissimilar
            from Hal Duncan's literary reality-hopping. Lynch's book, 'Catching
      the Big Fish: Meditation Consciousness and Creativity', on the other hand
            is the polar opposite, a series of short, pithy meditations on things
            that interest Lynch, in particular, how Transcendental Meditation
      has
            helped him rope in the odd underpinnings of his deliberately obscure
            art. Readers who want to hear the man speak directly on his art are
      recommended to read 'Lynch on Lynch' (Faber & Faber ; 1997 ; $16),
      edited by Chris Rodley. That's the book for serious film geeks. On the
      other hand,
            Lynch's own book is filled with some intriguing thoughts about film,
            about the director and his work and even about Denny's. You've
            heard him talk about some of this in the interview I did; if you enjoyed that,
      you'll like this book. Here's
      the review of 'Catching the Big Fish: Meditation Consciousness and Creativity'
      by
            David Lynch. Please stand by while the reality around you melts at
      no extra charge.
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      02-21-07: John Scalzi Unlocks 'The Sagan Diary';
        A Review of Charlie Huston's 'Caught Stealing'
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      What Girls Think
 
        
        Do not ask questions to which you do not wish to hear the answers.
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                artist Bob Eggleton enters a new Golden Age. |  
 But, having done so, here are the answers you'll get out of me.
 
 John Scalzi strolled from Blog King into the publishing world with a little
          novel titled 'Old
          Man's War' that basically blew a lot of readers' minds,
          with good reason. Remember that visceral jolt you felt when you first got
          your hands on a good spaceship shoot-'em-up? Whether it was 'Red Planet'
          by Robert Heinlein, 'Dune' by Frank Herbert, heck even Star Wars. You can
          tell I'm serious, I dare mention it by name.
 
 Well, that was the jolt that John Scalzi provided. He took the most
          basic, appealing elements of science fiction, stripped 'em down, shined
          'em up,
          executed them flawlessly, then put the pedal to the metal. But up until
          now it was just he. He being, in this case, John
          Perry. Move over John; John is being kind enough to offer us the perspective
          on your tales from
          a different vantage point, from a rather different set of eyes.
 
 'The Sagan Diary' (Subterranean Press ; February 10, 2007 ; $20) is
          a must-have book for just about any serious reader of science fiction
          and certainly
          for any serious collector of science fiction. It's a gorgeous little
          hardcover with a golden-age worthy cover by no less than Bob Eggleton,
          and B&W
          interior B&W illustrations as well. The title should tell readers of
          Scalzi's first two novels everything they want to know about this novella.
          It recounts some of the action from those novels from the point of view
          of Jane Sagan, who shall we say, isn’t always on the same page
          as Perry.
 
 Since Scalzi has started at the top, it's certain that this novella will
          sell out and become a costly collector's item not too far down the line.
          But forget all that. At a mere $20, for an illustrated hardcover novella
          of 90 pages, it's a steal, a perfect rainy day reading experience. Scalzi
          provides the sort of big-screen thrills on the printed that the big screen
          just does not and to a certain extent, cannot offer. Closely observed,
          gripping characters blow big shit up in space. 'The Sagan Diary' clues
          you in on what girls think about this. Whatever your expectations are,
        you might as well hook 'em up to the big shit being blown up in space.
 
 
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      Caught Human
 
        I think that Terry
      D'Auray's review of Charlie Huston's 'Caught Stealing'        is one of the best reviews on this site. It was with some trepidation
            that I even undertook to review the book myself, but I made a pledge
            to myself a while back to review everything I read, period, if for no
            other treason than to get practice writing reviews. But I have the perfect
            excuse, I told myself earlier this morning. Terry did a perfect job.
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 Well, fuck that, as Hank Thompson might say. Perfect as the review
            is, I did manage to recall that I had a rather different take on
            the oeuvre
          of one Charlie Huston, having come to it via 'Already
          Dead' and 'No
            Dominion'.
 
 And given that, the review pretty much wrote itself. Now
            for those who
          are offended by what is euphemistically called "the eff word" (that
          is, the word FUCK!), then perhaps you'll choose to sit this one out.
          Have a glass of lemonade on the porch while I work out my own demons.
 
 The demons
          I'm trying to exercise (not exorcise, I like my demons and intend to
          hang on to them so long as they aren't bored shitless by my reading
          lifestyle)
          are the very beings that aid me in enjoying such droll material as
          the work of Mr. Huston. See that baseball bat? I can laugh. You touch
          that
          sumbitch and well, the deal's off. I hope that you enjoy this review
          of 'Caught Stealing'. It ain't perfect. But I do use the word fuck        a lot,
        and that makes it better, right?
 
 
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 02-20-07: Savor the Moments
 
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 A Review of 'Ysabel' by Guy Gavriel Kay
 
        
        I wasn't very far
          into my sticky note obsessive reading of Guy Gavriel Kay's latest novel
          'Ysabel' when I began to think that I should
              have some sort of personal best-seller should-be list for this
          site. 'Ysabel ' is the sort of novel that you want to tell everyone
          you
              know about, to see reviewed in your local paper, to see your kid
              bring home
              from school as a reading assignment. Not because you think it needs
              to be assigned, but because it's the kind of book that can create
              a life-long
              love of reading. 'Ysabel' would be number one on my bestseller
          list this week, and for many thereafter.
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 The wide appeal of 'Ysabel' is more powerful because it is achieved by
            virtue of the book being well-written, not because the book is written
            to appeal to a big audience. 'Ysabel' is a novel of history so powerful
            that the past pervades the present in a manner that one might be tempted
            to call supernatural, were it not rendered with the sort of conviction
            that forces one to set aside such considerations. And when events themselves
            bring the characters to this point, the discussion is precisely what you
            might expect from reasonable humans confronting unreasonable circumstances.
            What the heck. Deal with it.
 
 Suffice it to say that with two movies based on his work in the hopper,
            and an incredibly enjoyable novel on the shelves, Kay is well past
            the point of being a hot commodity. He's currently writing the screenplay
            for
            'The Last Light
            of the Sun'. Here's
            the review of 'Ysabel'. Find this novel
            while you can. Buy a couple of copies, as one will most assuredly
            be spending time away from you. And time, you will learn, is of the
            essence.
 
 
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      02-19-07: Where
          the Dust Settles
 
 
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      A 2007 Interview with Ann Cummins by Kathryn Petruccelli
        KUSP's Kathryn Petruccelli
          had a chance to speak with the talented Ann Cummins last week about Cummins'
          new and first novel, 'Yellowcake' ( Houghton Mifflin ; March 15, 2007 ;
          $24). Cummins is the talented author of 'Red Ant House' a short story collection
          from 2003 that earned lots of praise and was on many year's best lists.
          'Yellowcake; is the story of two families, one Navajo, one Anglo, some
          thirty years after they worked together in the uranium mines of the American
          Southwest.
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 It's familiar territory for Cummins; her family moved from County
          Galway, Ireland to Colorado, where they mined silver, coal and uranium.
          When she was nine, her father moved the family again, to Shiprock,
          New Mexico, in the northern part of a Navajo Reservation. Clearly,
          you can
          see where this novel is coming from and it's very close to a home that
          is intimately connected with The End Of The World As We Know It. Our
          friend, the Nuclear Apocalypse hangs heavy over this book as does all
          the fallout,
          both literal and literary. You can download
          the MP3 of the interview
          and distribute it like yellow dust on the wind, or the
          RealAudio for
          the "AM
          talk radio sound" that just can't be duplicated out side of a
          moving automobile. Enjoy Kathryn's conversation with Cummins, while
          you wait for
        the end of the world.
 
 
 
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