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        03-14-08: NPR First Books Series: Toby Barlow ; A Review of Paul Melko's
            'Singularity's Ring' by Richard Gingell ; Agony Column Podcast News
            Report : A Conversation With Stephen Youll 
         
      
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          This Sunday, on Weekend
          Edition Sunday, NPR will be broadcasting
          my report on Toby Barlow and the rather odd journey
          he took when he decided to write 'Sharp
          Teeth', an epic story of werewolves in love in free verse. It features
          excerpts from my interview with Barlow himself, and as well, Jennifer
          Barth, his editor over at HarperCollins. This is a pretty
          interesting look inside the world of publishing, from the time a writer
          with a truly unique idea first sets pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard,
          through getting an agent, selling the book to a publisher and seeing
          the book edited and brought to the shelves. I'll podcast unedited versions
          of both interviews next week.  
             
    Listeners who want to keep this little website going can help by going to
    the NPR Weekend Edition Sunday Website on Sunday morning / afternoon and
    using the "Email this Page" link on the URL that I'll provide.
    If listeners email this page and it ends up in the Top
    25 Most Emailed Stories, NPR continues to give me access to the writers
    that you want to hear from. Your support of my work for NPR directly supports
    this website, and is greatly appreciated. And heck, I hope you just enjoy
    the story! If youre out there thinking about writing your first novel,
    here's a look at somebody who did what youre doing and against all
    odds succeeded.  
         
         
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            We're finishing
            up the week with a couple of science fiction-related items. First
            up is Richard
            Gingell's review of 'Singularity's Ring' by Paul Melko. This is a ScifFi Channel Essential Book, so I wanted to pay attention.
        It sports blurbs from Charles Stross and Neal Asher – two of my
        favorites. You can find out what Richard Gingell thought by reading his
        review here. I havent cracked it, but I will say that the Singularity
        better find a new party dress pretty soon. When it starts showing up
        at Worldcons, and there are three other girls at the costume ball wearing
        the same outfit, oh there will be hell to pay. I think we're going to
        have to crank out a new something-punk. Let's see, er, steam-, cyber-,
        splatter-, I know – let's all take a cue from Thomas McNamee, interviewed
        yesterday, and start a whole new science fiction genre about food, call
        it, what – foodpunk? Kitchenpunk? How about cookpunk? Mealpunk?
        Meatpunk? Or was there already a meatpunk -- I can't remember. We have
        so many punks in science fiction, it's like we're a gang or something.
        Or the Band That Couldnt Play Straight. Why don't we just go to
        the logical endpoint and call our new subgenre bandwagonpunk. One size
    fits all – all aboard! 
 
 
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            If you read this column, you've seen the work of Stephen
            Youll. In fact,
        I can say with some certainty, that if you read science fiction, you've
        seen the work of Stephen Youll, because he's been doing book covers for
        Random House, as
        he told me in this MP3 interview, for more than twenty
        years. I talked to Stephen about how he started in the trade, how he
        worked his way up, and about the changes that both he and book art in
        the abstract have gone through. Interestingly enough, we never ended
        up talking about specific book covers; we just chatted about his processes,
        both as an independent businessman and as an artist. You have to be both
        in the world of book cover creation; he told me that he's well aware
        that he's not painting a pretty picture, but putting together a package
        to sell a client's product. The pretty pictures are apparently just lovely
    by-products.  
     
 
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        03-13-08: Remembrances of Things Present ; Agony Column
        Podcast News Report : A Conversation With Thomas McNamee 
         
      
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         I get a lot of great
         stuff in the mail, and it is almost always all books. So when I get
         something that's not a book, but is definitely book related,
        and very cool, I pass it along to you, the readers. In this case, I got
        three little dealies in a big ol' padded (and therefore not recyclable)
        envelope; at first I thought they were very odd-sized books. But they
        were not; it was "Marcel Proust: Of Madeleines and Men' (Clarkson
        Potter / Random House ; October 2007), a very classy assortment of gift
        tags, note cards and a journal. If you're looking to give a writerly,
        artsy friend of yours a gift, these might be perfect either for you – the
        gift tags, that is – or your intended. 
         
        Here's what you get; for $12.95, you get the Marcel Proust Gift Tags,
        an assortment of 50 gift tags with a ribbon. The tags are really quite
        lovely,
      and are embossed with quotes from Proust. I like "Love is time and
      space measured by the heart." Nice sentiment and a nice card; the
      design is gorgeous throughout the three items here. And when you price
      it out, theyre not that expensive, not for something that looks
      this classy. 
  
      Next up is the Marcel Proust 5 x 7 Journal at $10.95. It's 160 pages, writable-within
      lines, has the strap to keep it closed. Again, and you can see, this is
      just classy looking. But be sure not to give it to me, because my handwriting
      is so dire that I avoid hand-writing whenever possible. If you've seen
      one of my sticky-noted interview prep books, you've seen at least ten sticky
      notes that even I couldnt decipher. And I often have to write the
      same thing down twice, because I'll write something and right there, can't
      read it.  
       
      And finally, we have the Marcel Proust Gift Cards ($12). They're 4 3/8" by
      5 7/8", truly, madly beautiful; you get 16 cards / 4 designs, with
      17 envelopes. Send one to someone you wish to love you.  
       
      All of these items are listed as "By Scott Russo," with images
      from Wonderstock. I'm guessing the Russo put the project together and did
      the design; I'm here to say nice job. And more importantly, my wife, the
      Creative Director (not of my site, otherwise it would look a lot better),
      gave them her stamp of approval, so I know it's not just a book geek thing
      going on here. Here's an example of nicely done book paraphernalia. I know
      I suggested that you buy them as a gift for someone, but if you do, dont
      be surprised if you just use one of the tags on the gift you do decide
      to give. If you have to buy them for someone else to get them for yourself,
    well, that's one way to work the system.  
     
  
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        Agony Column Podcast News Report : A Conversation With Thomas
        McNamee : 'Alice Waters and Chez Panisse'
        
         
         
            We've changed
            the world, one meal at a time. It's hard now to remember that not
            so long ago all the foodstuffs and inclinations we now have were
      utterly unknown and even in some cases, unthinkable. But, as Thomas
      McNamee      reminds us in 'Alice Waters and Chez Panisse' (Penguin
      ; February 28, 2008 ; $15), it wasn't always that way. His book is the
      story of how Waters,
      who did not consider herself a chef, or a writer, or a revolutionary, managed
      to, through sheer force of will, er – change the world, specifically
      by cooking brilliantly, writing brilliantly and managing a restaurant;
      well, maybe not so brilliantly, but then Chez Panisse is still around and
      a lot of restaurants aren't. McNamee came down to the Capitola Book Café to
      speak to a crowded room. We love our food here in Santa Cruz, flavorful
      and organic. We like our books the same way, and better still if the subject
      is food. McNamee had extensive access to Waters when he wrote this book,
      and she's a fascinating character, a woman with an inner vision that she
      manages to realize in spite of both herself and the world around her. Battles
      are fought within and without and the reader gets to see them all, to
      taste them all – literally, as there are recipes in here as well.
    Hats off. Time to eat; here's the link. 
     
 
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        03-12-08 : Makes You Think  
         
      
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        Book-Tech, RAM and Why Kindle Will Not Ignite Readers (but
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            As I read Cory
            Doctorow's latest column on "E-books," I was happy
      to have that wonderful experience one gets now and again from reading – it
      made me think. I like what Cory said, but my thoughts went along a rather
      different route. Like many readers with lots of paper books, the very idea
      of "E-books" kind of grosses me out. Granted, I'm not fond of
      video games either. But as far as the evolution of books and reading goes,
      I dont think they're particularly significant – to readers,
      at least. They do have a use and a definite audience, but it's not the
      people who buy paperback or hardcover books on a regular basis. They're
      simply an obvious use of existing technology, a realization of straightforward
      extrapolation and thus, not very interesting. 
       
      In fact, old-fashioned books are a much more interesting technology. They're
      one of the most robust and oldest techs around. We're coming up on six
      hundred years, and though the manufacturing technology behind books has
      gone through several revolutions, books themselves have not changed a whit
      since Gutenberg first printed a Bible, and even arguably before that. Faced
      with the hardware of a book, be it a bound and printed set of pages, an "E-book," or
      an illuminated manuscript, it's easy to miss the actual tech under the
      manufacturing tech. The actual tech underlying all books is the concept
      of putting language into a written format and assembling texts. It's the
      intellectual equivalent of a lever or a pulley, one of the basic "mind
      machines" that enables us to leverage our minds beyond their raw capability.
      Following language itself, then math, books are the third simple mind machine.  
       
      Thus the manufacturing process behind books is itself important only in
      how it enables us to distribute and use them. Think of the current pace
      of technological change, the hallowed Moore's Law and its corollaries,
      and the idea of a tech that hasnt changed in six hundred years starts
      looking pretty remarkable. And "E-books" in their current form
      are a particularly clunky incarnation. Using the same extrapolation that
      lead to the "E-book," one can easily envision that some ten or
      so years down the road, we'll have smart paper, a single-sheet portable
      display that's able to do everything a computer screen or television does
      in the size of an 8 1/2" by 11" piece of paper. Using the beloved
      blood-sucking subscription economic model, vendors will fill your smart
      paper with whatever you want to read or see. But as far as reading goes,
      the "book machine" of smart paper isn't all that different from
      a Gutenberg Bible. It's just cheap and new, has different distribution
      possibilities, but it's not a successor to the book in terms of intellectual
      machinery. 
       
      
            
              
              
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            All this Gutenberg
            stuff comes up in part because I just finished reading Clive
            Barker's increasingly interesting 'Mister B. Gone.' In the realm
      of "makes you think," Barker's short supernatural novel really
      delivers. The concept behind the book (and the irony is not lost on the
      reader or the writer) is that the invention of the printing press proves
      to be a supernatural hinge point, a potential or actual Apocalypse attended,
      in Barker's vivid vision, by hosts of angels and demons that are different
      so far as humanity is concerned in name only. Barker truly gets the nature
      of the printing press – it's a singularity, an end to history, and
      what else is an Apocalypse but a supernatural version of science fiction's
      favorite hobby-horse of the last ten years? 
       
      Books changed everything, and cheap books changed everything more. "E-books" aren't
      cheap, nor are they as robust as the most humble mass-market paperback
      from 1972. They offer little more conceptually than a regular book. And
      even though paper-page books were around before the printing press, it
      was Gutenberg's invention that truly pushed them over the top. All the
      refinements of manufacturing technology havent changed that, and
      even if extrapolated to their ultimate end, smart paper, they won't.  
       
      What people are looking for in "E-books" and smart paper is the
      next simple mind machine, a new intellectual lever. They aren't it, but
      we do have that machine, in about the same state as the illuminated manuscripts,
      today labored over by new monks. Forget the "E-book." Sorry to
      be boring, but the next intellectual machine is here and its called
      Random Access Memory – RAM. It's not whiz-bang new glamorous, and
      it's not ready to bring about an Apocalypse, but give it time. Somebody
      will figure it out, and in so doing bring about Science Fiction's beloved
      Singularity. Or the Biblical Apocalypse, attended by Barker's demons and
      angels. (Think humans with RAM.) That's to come, and all we have to do
      is hope we dont kick the bucket before it happens, or hope we do,
      depending on you feelings about living through Apocalypses.  
       
      In the interim, we still have these newfangled devices, "E-Books." I
      can't imagine buying a Kindle or Sony E-Book to actually read on, though
      publishers are already trying to push "E-copies" of books onto
      book reviewers. Good luck with that! Given the flood of fantastic reading
      that lands on my doorstep, why would I bother to put myself through the
      Agony of reading a PDF? It would take a very special case to make that
      happen, and even then, I'd be leery. And I'd hate to print it out; reading
      unbound sheets is nearly as painful as reading from a screen, though certainly
      more portable. There are just too many good, real books out there.  
       
      But there is a substantial, perhaps and growing market for the current
      clunk. When I talked with
      Charles Stross last year, he joined me afterwards for a
      wonderful lunch at a restaurant by the ocean in Santa Cruz. While we chatted,
      he pulled out his latest toy, a Sony "E-book" gadget. He wasn't
      using it to read other people's work, but his own, at readings and while
      traveling. I could see the utility. Here is a very useful niche for the "E-book" – it's
      not so hot for readers, but it's pretty damn nice for a writer hoping to
      read his own work, either with an eye for revision or at readings. And
      I'd suggest that the publishers who hope to have reviewers read what is
      essentially an "E-book" do the math. How many ARCs equal the
      cost of one "E-book?" I'm guessing not too many. It bears thinking
      about. In the interim, you can hope that reviewers themselves buy "E-books." Frankly,
      I pay a boatload of money to run this site and publish the reviews I write.
      Reviewing is generally not a source of income; its a passion, and
      one reviews because one has to say something about this book or that book.
      Generally, paper books. And I likes me paper books. As it happens, they
      are just as effective as any "E-book" is, or even an Internet-only
    article. They make me think. 
         
	 
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         Agony Column Podcast News : A 2006 Interview with Dr. Bruce Ames : "Fear
        is easy to sell"
        
         
        Back in 2006,
            I
            was working on a piece for NPR on the conversation within the science
            fiction genre about global warming. As part of the background
      for the piece, I was privileged to speak with Dr.
      Bruce Ames, a distinguished
      Professor of Biochemistry and Molecular Biology, University of California,
      Berkeley, and a Senior Scientist at Children's Hospital Oakland Research
      Institute (CHORI). We talked about his dustups with the environmental movement,
      which have to do with cancer-causing chemicals in the environment. He's
      a smart scientist, an interesting guy and you're going to hear things said
      you wont expect to hear. He also gets mentioned by Michael Pollan
      in 'The Omnivore's Dilemma'; they're practically neighbors in terms of
      where they work. You won't look at your broccoli the same way after hearing
      Dr. Ames; but then you'll still be dipping it in fat-free ranch dressing.
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        Begin your life again. It may restart at any moment with your permission.
        Ask Alan Drew. 
         
      Back in '99, things were fine, they were more than fine. Well, compared
      to today, at least. World generally at peace, world economy looking incredibly
      bright, and the worst thing happening in the White House was a sex scandal.
      Damn, we could use a good sex-scandal presidency now, don't you think?
      You need but just look around to consider the alternative.  
       
      Alan Drew and his new wife were starting anew. Recently married, both English
      teachers, they decided to start their lives with an adventure, teaching
      English in China. But as fate would have it, there were no schools in China
      that needed two English teachers. Disappointed they started to leave, but
      found themselves in front of the desk for a school in Istanbul, Turkey.
      Exclusive joint for the hoity-toity. They signed up, then showed up in
      Istanbul on August 13, 1999, to begin their lives again. Four days later,
      the Izmit earthquake struck, restarting their lives without their permission.
      It was a whole new world.  
       
        
        
               
       
      Alan Drew's first novel, 'Gardens of Water' (Random House ; February 5,
      2008 ; $25) draws upon his experiences after the earthquake. He tells me
      the specific genesis of this novel in my interview with him, available
      as an MP3 from this link. The novel itself is quite powerful if rather
      alien in perspective. I actually told Drew that he ought to consider writing
      science fiction. His main POV character is Sinan, a devout Kurd Muslim
      whose family is displaced after the earthquake and whose daughter is so-briefly
      freed from the strictures of her religious upbringing. In powerful, closely
      written prose, Drew embeds us in the mind of a man who will seem less familiar
      to many than a space alien. Everything is there for you to understand why
      Sinan does what he does; but though you may like the character, you may
      not like what he does, what unfolds in the course of this powerful drama.
      It's plain weird to the Western mind, strange and sort of creepy.  
       
      But thing is certainly true, at least for me, As I read this book, I couldnt
      help but think that the chaotic aftermath scenario that Drew describes
      so well, a place where the past and the future are jumbled and mixed up
      by forces beyond the power of either to control, is our future. Start this book in the
      bookstore and be prepared to bring it home. Drew's vision is extraordinary;
      'Gardens of Water' sports one of the best descriptions of a disaster and
      aftermath I've ever read. Sinan's perspective is haunting and alien, like
      something you'd encounter in 'Dune'. Take a sip of the water; you'll bring
    home the garden, and hope life doesn't start anew for you.
  
	 	
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        We're told that comedy
        is hard by people who should know; but for some folks, that simply cannot
        be the case. Alan Katz is one of those people
        find funny easy. It just happens when he's around. I must admit, I didn't
        exactly know what to expect. Katz is the author of the Silly Dilly Songbooks,
        (parody songbooks for children with titles like 'Take Me Out of the Bathtub'
        and 'On Top of the Potty'), the Stinky Thinking books ("Gross Games
        and Brain Teasers"), That's Right, That's Wrong!, a trivia game
        for children and his most recent book, 'Oops!' (Margaret K. McElderry
        / Simon & Schuster ; March 4, 2008 ; $17.99), aimed at children ages
        4 to 8. That said, one must note that the book is illustrated by no less
        than Edward Koren, the justly famous cartoonist for The New Yorker. And
        Katz is brilliant at what he does with poetry for kids. He incorporates
        natural, conversational language, goofy rhymes and juvenile humor. I'll
        admit it, I'm kind of a sucker for juvenile humor. I was one of those
        kids who really got interested in reading about the time I discovered
        Mad Magazine when we vacationed on a houseboat in the Sacramento River
        Delta. Before the interview, I would have asserted that I was not in
        Katz's target audience; having spoken with the man, well, if I could
        shed as many pounds as I did years, I'd be starvingly skinny. Katz was
        a delight to speak with. 
         
        
        
          
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        Of course, the children's books are not the only things he does. He's
        written for lots of television, including the Grammy and Tony Award ceremonies,
        Taz-Mania, Disneys Raw Toonage and Goof Troop and the Rosie O'Donnel
        Show. Get this: he was writing for Henny Youngman in college – seven
        bucks a joke! And in the interview, he confides that his parents thought
        that Youngman might have been using jokes he hadn't paid for; after all,
        how would they know! 
         
        I've done lots of interviews, but none that had me laughing (as silently
        as possible) till I was in tears – until now. Katz isnt
        just funny, he's also a remarkably astute businessman, and if youd
        care to learn about the biz side of writing, heres your chance.
        This is
        a link to the MP3 of our interview. This is the time of your
        life, say 40-something minutes. Be careful about what you're doing when
        you listen to this one. You're listening to the man who wrote "On
        Top of the Potty," the man who hauled out the word – I wont
        say it, but it's a bit naughty – in front of a meeting of hundreds
        of librarians and poets, serious types. Until they heard Katz. Life seeming
        a tad too serious? Here's
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